The Hoodies

Do you thrive on ambiguity? Do you feel butterflies in your stomach when someone approaches you in the JC Penny Men's Department and says "excuse me, Miss?" Well then hold on to your Arizonas, because this shirt was made just for you! Printed on a heather gray Tultex fitted tee, the design features a barrage of black and white stripes...wait...that's middle C...there's D...are those piano keys? Only you know the truth...